Apocalypse Reporting Live! (No, not really)

Hey everyone this is Apocalypse here for our first awesome report!

So as you may know we have a Cultural Festival coming up! There is a New Zealand group, Latin, Korean and heaps more! On the night it’ll be like a private world tour! We’ve been working hard to totally ace it lately and we only have 2 weeks left of practice so it’s all rush rush rush!

And also we’ve been practising evacuations in case of a natural disaster. We run out of class, line up on the field and call the role in case anyone got left behind!!! Oh and… UNEVACUATION or shall I say NOITAUCAVENU!! We’ve been having drills to prepare for an earthquake, drop cover hold or “Get in that doorway!”

Last Wednesday all the totally dorky swimmers (as in REALLY good swimmers, like dah bomb) got into the pool to compete in the S.E.Z Swim Sports! It was a great day but the classroom was very quiet... (Hint: Emily… tsk tsk tsk)

And to all the parents and students out there, spelling and reading or literacy as we know it, (to some of you it might be English) is highly important in this classroom, if not everywhere. If we didn’t have literacy we would be dumb dingbats who can’t read the newspaper! Okay then we’ll be stuck in front of TV and we know what happens next, there will be no form of English communication other than a telephone (which is pretty dumb as they might not answer) so I guess that’s just why it’s so precious to human kind. So if you’re a good parent, we need to get you to make your child/ children expand their vocabulary so we have more communication. That means reading each night, and after morning tea (optional) and after lunch, and definitely before bed.

We also have another little invention, the dream journal. If you read before you sleep, this will affect your dreams as its most likely still running through your brain, if you have a spare diary its best to claim it as your “Dream Journal” as this is where you will record your dreams. Of course this will be necessary as it’s probably an awesome dream you’d like to share, and dreams that aren’t that strong fade from our memory after time, and it’ll be awesome to look back on it.

Oh what, wow we have to go as…

EARTHQUAKE!!!

Zafar seemingly happy to take on the rain of ceiling...

This is not a drill this I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

This is a drill… :P

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Written by Caitlin and Emily!